Sunday, August 3, 2014

A Novel...One Day Maybe

Here's a short story I wrote a while back. From time to time I think about making this story a novel. It's kind of raw, and a lot of information (hopefully to one day spread throughout an entire book or series). Comments would be great. I would love to know if I really have a story here.

Without further ado:              A Grim
Tale



By Elle A. Rose 



Copyright © 2012 By Angela Watkins, Elle A. Rose
All rights reserved


The characters and events portrayed in this book are fictitious. Any similarities to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and not intended by the author.



Blood has a distinct scent when it burns. Take the aroma of rusted sheet metal, boiling in a cast-iron pot, with seawater, and you have the smell of caramelized blood. This fragrance drifts passed me as the body of the recently deceased sizzles in its inferno tomb. I move swiftly to the driver’s side door. The car, which moments ago swerved off the side of the road, is being swallowed by orange and blue flames. In general, from the time of death, whatever the cause may be, it takes the soul twenty seconds to a full minute to leave the body.  It depends on how stubborn said spirit is before it realizes that it must exit its host. My job is to be there moments before the time of death. You see, I am a vampire, or another term, which coincidently most do not refer to in the same sentence is, the grim reaper. I and others of our kind are dispersed to a scene or accident where just before the human is expected to die, we step in.  Draining the body of its blood moments before its death, we then wait for the soul to emerge from the corpse, to collect it if you will, for its final destination.    
With the understanding that its body’s remains can no longer house its spirit, I feel a tingling sensation move across my skin as the soul and host detach.
“Where am I? What happened?”
 I don’t know the soul’s name, and I really do not care to ask. I’ve grown numb to this job.  Over eight centuries of this burden has become routine.
“You’re dead. See your car?” I direct his attention to the object he once called his automobile.  He turns and gawks at the wreckage. The emergency crew is now on the scene, working franticly to get the fire under control.
“That’s your body burning in the car. You were drunk driving and crossed over the lane and almost hit that van.”
 I point towards the other vehicle that is pulled over onto the shoulder. They’re safe. They’re the ones who called for help, although there was no saving this kid. I can’t say if I care either way, if the other motorist lived or died too, it’s just a job. “Come on, it’s time for you to go.”
“Wait! What do you mean? What’s going to happen to me?” 
I should’ve figured with the amount of time it took him to exit his body, he’d be full of questions. A firefighter brushes by me in a hurry to help with the fire.  Since I‘ve covered myself in the shadows of darkness, they cannot see me standing here waiting for John Doe to grasp that his time is up. “I mean that you’re dead. Seconds before your car smacked into that concrete wall, I joined you in the vehicle and drained you of your blood. Indubitably releasing your essence before your body was smashed and burned.” I like to think of that being the kind way out. I know of some who will wait until the body is damaged before they drain the corpse of its blood.
 “So you killed me?”
 This kid must have killed a lot of brain cells. It doesn’t surprise me. He was pretty drunk before he drove his car off the road. “No, I helped the process along. You were going to die tonight regardless of my actions. I just like my blood body temperature and not boiling hot.” 
Time is of the essence, I reach out to snag his arm. He is going to make me late for my next appointment, and I don’t want that. Only two types of creatures can touch a spirit, vampires and faeries. We both have jobs to do. I believe the vampires’ job is unpleasant, since we are the ones to welcome the souls to the afterlife of Hell.  Yes, vampires, aka, grim reapers, are the transporters of all those individuals that are condemned to Hell. Well, at least the souls that we make it to in time. Faeries, aka, angels, are the spirit gatherers most human beings would want to be collected by.  The faerie gets to give the welcoming news that the individual has lived a life which has led them to those pearly white gates.  I’ve been asked over the centuries, ‘how do I know I’m not making a mistake in the collections’ and my response is: ‘I am only sent to the location.’ I know nothing, no name, or reason why. All I recognize is the calling or draw which propels me into motion.  Once on the scene, I follow the scent of death. There is always a trail, a trace of death that begins to be emitted from the body seconds before the demise occurs. That’s one of the reasons vampires move so fast. We need to be able to step in quick enough to extract the blood from the body. Part of the eternal torture of Hell is the burning sensation. That phenomenon starts once the system is drained of the crimson liquid. This kid doesn’t know it yet, but as the last bit of that lovely substance dries up, he will start to experience the burn from the inside out. Damned spirits tend to moan in pain and as the burning increases, their cries become louder. I try to get them to the gates of Hell before that point. The hollow sound of their screams can leave a feeling of someone scraping the meat and flesh from your bones. 
“So, you aren’t an angel?”
 We are moving at a fast pace. A human body would not be able to keep up with the speed in which I’m traveling. But as a spirit, they’re no longer limited by the unconditioned muscles humans rely on.  “No, I’m not. I hate to break the news to you, kid, but you are not headed to heaven. Do you feel that burning sensation? That’s the first step in your eternal damnation.”
“But…wait! Why?”
 He tries to pull away from me when he notices that his feet do little to stop his movement. The soles of his feet glide over the dirt and tree stumps as he is forced to continue on the path that I’m leading him.  The gate is close by. I can sense the pull towards the fiery passage. Coming to a stop in the middle of the forest, I wait for the doorway to materialize.  The gatekeeper can always recognize the arrival of a new soul.  Only appearing in the darkest of locations- which could be an abandoned building, unlit parking lot, dark alley or in this case, the middle of the forest, the entrance can be revealed. 
Gatekeepers and their companions, hell hounds, are more sensitive to the light than us vampires. Death occurs at all times of the day, including while the sun is out. Because of this, vampires in the olden days would wear black cloaks to help keep our pale skin from burning. Many pictures of grim reapers depict us as skeletons under those hooded robes, but I believe because our skin is so pale and we move so swiftly, that most images the human eye could detect appear as a bone.   Therefore, black clothes are vital to keeping us protected. Any amount of sunlight on our skin will leave our pale flesh blistered and peeling. We’ve since done away with the robes, wearing all black, like a hoodie, jacket, and pants will do the trick now.
Feeling the rays of sun on our skin, would probably compare to what my John Doe is experiencing. He has started to moan and rock as we wait for the gate to appear.
“Please, can I go back?” he whispers. “What will happen to my body?”
  I glance and find him rubbing his hands up and down his arms. His semi-transparent eyes give a ghostly appearance. “You cannot go back. There is nothing left but charred remains.”
“My mom, what will she think?”
 I shrug my shoulders. I’m sure his mother will think the same thing all mothers think.
The warmth from the gate draws me forward. I slam into the invisible wall and a hiss escapes from my lips.  I’m not allowed to enter. Even the bowels of Hell do not allow me passage. The two Hell hounds perk their ears, but do not move from their seated positions; not until they’re given the commanded.  Undisturbed by my movement, Eskil, the operator of this entry bows.
“Evening, Cyrene. How be you tonight?”
“Well, Eskil. And yourself?” As he contemplates my question, he brings his blackened fingernails to his stubby chin. The act of his nails moving across the stubble sounds of steel grinding upon steel.
 “Yuh got a busy night ahead of you?  Don’t know if I’ll be seeing you again, though. I’m being pulled towards the south.”
 “Yes, the weekends tend to bring out the casualties. This one here is my first of the night. I’m being pulled towards the west after this.”
 “Reckon you better be getting on your way. No one ends up happy when they go unclaimed.”
“I think you’d be right on that.”
 Eskil gives the quietest of sounds, and the two Hell hounds shift into action. Both massive two hundred pound beasts, move from their seated position and come forth to guide the soul towards its new home. Besides the soul, the Hell hounds are the only ones able to cross the invisible line. Although Eskil craves for the coolness of the night air to brush his ashy skin, and I want to experience the heat that is being released from the depths of the gates, neither one of us can cross that line.  John Doe sees the huge hounds shuffling closer and turns to flee. One of the hounds gives a grisly howl and the spirit stops. John Doe then turns on the silent command to face the passageway, and the hounds, one in front and one behind, march the boy forward.
“No, please! I don’t want to go! Take me home! Please! I’m sorry!”
 “You’ve got a talker on your hands.” I say. 
“That we do. Those are always the fun ones.” Eskil rubs his hands together in anticipation as he watches the boy cross the threshold. Without another word the gate slams shut and the warmth disappears.
I turn on my heels and head towards the west.  I must move as fast as possible. The next death will occur soon, and I don’t want to miss it. No spirit collector wants to miss the separation of a spirit from its body. Father Time is always working against us, then again, so is Mother Nature. Besides the bickering between themselves, they also try to keep us from collecting the souls. Any spirit that is not gathered within the minute or so that it takes to depart from its body, will enter into Purgatory, as some would call it. In other words, they become a ghost.  Left in limbo in the area in which they lost their lives, that apparition will not enter Heaven or Hell. It doesn’t transpire often, but the humans that happen to occupy those locations after the body has been removed are known to have visits from said ghost.
It typically occurs when a great number of deaths take place all at once.  Take for example, the civil war. In Gettysburg alone, there were so many casualties that neither vampire nor faerie working side by side, were able to reach all of the bodies in time to collect the souls. In that case, as with the rest of the civil war, Father Time seemed to be pushing time forward, making the surroundings move faster if you will. You see, he likes to have the restless apparitions moving about the earth. Making the occasion move faster or slower depending on the situation leaves soul collectors nothing but hard work. If we don’t make it in time to gather the soul, the ghost is left to terrorize the living. Father Time recognizes poltergeists put the living on the edge, and when such fragile beings as humans are on guard they are more open to hurt one another.  Father Time since the Beginning has been racing to the finish line. He wants nothing more than for the world to turn on itself, so once there are no living breathing objects left, and he can rest.
Mother Nature is his worst enemy. She loves everything living…including vampires- if you want to consider us living. She refuses to sit back and watch Father Time ruin her world. Because of this, she and her minions work constantly to keep the world moving smoothly. Her fleet of minions or shape shifters will stop at no cost to keep humans alive. Taking on a form that will best suit the scenario, her shifters will try to defuse, block, or divert death. These are only in instances where Father Time has had his hands in things. If it is a natural death, her creatures will back down.  But take for example, the John Doe I just deliver to Hell. Let’s say before getting into his car and driving drunk, he was at a house party, where of course he was drinking heavily. A girl walks up to him and asks him to go home with her. Now this is some stranger that he has never met, and if he had gone home with her, he never would have seen her again after that following morning. The girl would have been one of Mother Nature’s shifters. Most likely before the minion changed into the pretty girl trying to coax John Doe into not getting into his car and driving drunk, she was a fox running through the woods.  Since the boy turned down the invite, he was then set in my path. However, Father Time seeing he was a stubborn soul knew that I would be slowed down. Alas, I may have collected that one soul, but in the mist of the sluggish departure, I must now work harder to make it to the next soul so that it will not be stuck in Purgatory. If Father Time accomplishes what he has set out to do, the question for us vampires is: Where does that leave us?
 Being a vampire is punishment. Of course we are not allowed into Heaven, or Hell, and because we are in a flesh and earth bound Purgatory there is nowhere left for us to go. Without the warm substance we drain from our departing souls, we will be left to walk the earth as the living dead. The thought of going without blood forever is torture enough, but to know that we walk this land of the living because of the act of kindness is the biggest punishment of them all. You see, everyone has a path in life, and once your path has been marked with death, once that final decision is made that will end your life, there should be no stopping it. Nevertheless, there is. My un-souling came five days after I wed my husband.
 Our neighbor seemed to have thought a few acres of our farming land were his. The men bickered for two days. Come the third day, things became physical. In the mists of the quarrel, the neighbor lunged forward with a pitchfork in hand, and I having sensed the danger my adoring husband was in, stepped in the way at the last possible second. Hence, I became a grim reaper.  Everything happened so fast. There were two moving objects, one was the pitchfork going towards my husband’s chest, and the other was a black blur. As the manure riddled prongs began to pierce my chest, the vampire paused, sensing that a chain of events was about to occur. After falling to the ground, pitchfork nicely wedged in my heart and lungs, I was lifted into the hands of what felt like cold metal. Moving quickly, the vampire, Dugan, transported me to a new location where the exchanging of blood commenced. Because it was during the day, Dugan was not able to shroud himself in the cover of darkness and my, like so many other births of reapers was public, which leads to legends of vampire attacks.
 Being older and wiser, my reaper knew it was best not to change me on the spot. He relocated me, but not too far away, to make it easier for those who loved me to find the body. As the exchanging of blood continued, he explained that I’d committed the worst crime known to mankind-the shift in history, some call it the butterfly effect. The butterfly effect being that history is already written, and if for some reason it is changed-as a result of stepping in front of a pitchfork at the last second that was meant for someone else- you have in effect changed the course of history. The Powers that be have to then work in overtime to make sure this history that isn’t already written remains correct. Once the change was complete, I was then enlightened on my new role in my life of the undead.  You can say it was a rude awakening to the real universe. My husband of five sun rises remarried in less than twelve settings of the sun, and I was stuck walking the earth as a blood sucking, soul snatching, Hell greeting beast.
Besides welcoming souls to Hell, this undead life hasn’t been too bad. With seniority, I don’t have to travel as long of distances as in the beginning and have been located in the States for the last five hundred years. Willem, my mate of two hundred years and I share a small underground residence. He also is a reaper, having pushed a young slave out of the way of his father’s pistol, he, too joined the ranks of the undead. Our underground house dwelling is modest, but necessary so we can walk around without all black on. There are times when we are both drawn to the same occurrence, however, most days we have to go our separate ways, and sometimes weeks will pass without seeing each other.
I’ve found my next destination. Still holding the cover of darkness around me, I watch as the next death transpires. I always find it a shame when an elderly person dies of something other than natural causes. I know the next demise will be of an elderly lady. The trail of fatality is shining bright and leading its web towards her. It appears that she has just left the local corner market. There are two men waiting at the end of the dimly lit street for her. I can hear their murmurs. The guys have tracked the old lady for two weeks, and tonight they plan to rob her of everything on her person. Once they have her keys to her house, they’re going to shoot her and then raid her apartment.  These are times that I would like to be a corrupted soul snatcher, like Dracula. Choosing the souls I’d like to drag to Hell would be nice. No one knows how he, like so few others are able to break from the internal commands we receive. Although, I wouldn’t go around trying to turn others and taunting the living, yet, I would definitely choose to snatch the souls of these two men with the gun before having to take the old lady’s soul. However, on second thought, I’m bringing her to the gates of Hell, so perhaps she isn’t as she appears either. Besides, like the barrier that keeps me from entering the warmth of Hell, the same barrier holds me in place as I wait the next death.
The street light has caught the reflection of my insignia, reaching up I place my hand over the small piece of silver. Centuries ago, when there were more farmers than townspeople, us grim reapers used to walk around with what most call a sickle; it was part of our disguise. To the untrained eye, we carried farm tools, but it was actually a replica of our fangs. As times have changed, we have done away with the sickles and now we wear such insignias as necklaces, bracelets or anything else we can find on the internet that resemble fangs.
Other things have changed with the ages. Vampire hunters aren’t as prevalent. As the world revolutionizes most don’t believe mythical creatures exist, which leaves less and less men of the cloth wearing garlic around their necks hunting us. Outside of smelling really awful -garlic for some reason has the strongest smelling aroma, and makes us gag- it has no real effect on vampires. We just don’t like the smell.  Garlic or no garlic, men of the cloth are the only ones who can end a vampire’s life…with a stake. The stake must be blessed in holy water and the man must be of the purest heart and soul to accomplish the task. So all-in-all, most attempts to stake a vampire fail. But those that succeeded… well, it only begs the question, what happened to that vampire? We have no souls to become a ghost stuck in Purgatory, and we are not allowed into Heaven or Hell. Some believe when we are staked, we become reincarnated. I only wonder if you need an essence for that.
Another change that doesn’t partially go with the shift in the world, but with a vampire becoming reestablished in the world, is after a few decades we no longer need to carry our caskets around with us. You see, while the transformation to a vampire is processing, our systems go into a sort of hibernation. This usually gives the family time to bury our bodies. Once the change is complete, most vampires need to dig themselves out of their grave and find somewhere to hide, or locate black clothing to keep them protected from the sun. It’s an instinct to bring your casket with you. Besides the clothes on your back, the casket is the only thing you enter your new life with. That is, if you’re lucky enough to be buried. That was another ‘pitchfork’ in the heart for me. Thankfully Dugan wasn’t called to his next reaping right away, so he waited to see if someone would claim my body. Realizing no one would, he moved me to his dwellings and clothed me. He no longer needed his casket since he had a proper shelter, thus as I moved into the world alone, he allowed me to take his for protection. Vacant buildings weren’t as prevalent as they are now, and unless we are removing a soul from a residents in which is occupied by the living, that invisible wall blocks us from entering. Furthermore, all holy grounds are completely off limits…even if a death occurs on the premises. As a result, most vampires aren’t left with many places outside of the casket to seek shelter in the beginning.      
I’m commanded forward to the shuffle. I watch as the taller man on the left pulls out the gun. I reach the elderly lady seconds before he fires. Sinking my teeth into her neck, I draw her warm blood into my mouth.  As I drain her essence, I hear the booming click of the gun. The woman gasps as the bullet enters her body. Dealing with weapons is a part of the job, but I hate it. I let out a sharp hiss as the bullet exits her body and enters mine. It comes with the territory. Letting her body drop to the ground, I step back into the darkness and attempt to pull the bullet out of my abdomen. This is why vampires heal quickly. Outside of my own death, I have, over the centuries been shot more times than I would like to count. I was thankful when sword fighting lost its attractiveness.  But buses, knives, cars, axes, baseball bats and even a fishing pole are some of the weapons that have battered my body over the centuries. Not to mention those times I‘ve arrived late and found myself jumping off of tall buildings or boats and other such things to make the draining before their lovely blood makes too much of a mess for me to lick up. Ironically, there has never been another pitchfork to pierce my skin. The Powers that be have a sick sense of humor. 
Digging deep into my side, I find the bullet and yank it out. The tissue and skin around the wound begin to heal. Hissing again, I throw the metal on the ground.  My Jane Doe has exited her host and is staring at me. Her murderers have begun their retreat.
“Aren’t you going to stop them?”
 Her voice is a high pitch wail. She turns and stares down at her body, and the blood that’s left, as it slowly leaks out onto the sidewalk.  “No, not today, but maybe one day I’ll get the calling to.” I glance through the new hole in my shirt and I find the puncture is completely closed. “Come on, it’s time to go.” My Jane Doe faces the direction in which the men ran and spits a saliva-less spit before turning back towards me.
“Well, now what? I’m assuming I’m dead.”
 “That you are. Follow me.”
We need not travel as far this time to the next gateway. I can sense it materializing. Making a right, we head for a dark alley that smells of urine and has a hobo sleeping under a box next to the garbage bin. As we walk past the bum, the old lady mutters an ungodly word and attempts to kick him. Her foot goes right through his leg, and he feels nothing. I stop and once again and I’m greeted by the warmth of the depths of Hell. Ormand is the operator of this opening. He, too, is flanked by two hell hounds. 
“Must be those weekend things or whatever you call them. This is my six emergence of the night.”
“How are you this fine evening, Ormand? Yes, it is a weekend, but I have a feeling it shall soon slow down. I do not sense the calling of another as of yet. This is my second of the night.”
 Ormand nods at me, and flashes a toothless smile towards our Jane Doe.
“Burning yet?” he questions with an unworldly beam. He then gives a slight click of his tongue and the two hounds stand and position themselves. 
Jane throws her nose in the air and says, “I need no assistants from these mongrels. I’ve known this was coming for some time.”
 She attempts to push past the beasts whose muzzles stop at her shoulders. With her head held high, she marches into the gates of Hell.
 Ormand smiles at me and says, “It wasn’t too long ago that I saw Willem, perhaps he’s close by.”
 Gatekeepers have no way to tell time, other than what information us vampires pass onto them. He may have seen my Willem, but it possibly was not on this evening. It could have been months ago for all I know.
“Perhaps. There are no other calls for me as of now, so I shall go home and await his company.”
Ormand steps back, pulling the gate closed, and I draw the shrouds of darkness around me.  Heading out of the alley, I head home and await Willem or my next calling, whatever happens first.          

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Midnight Snacking

Do you midnight snack? Or do you have other middle of the night habits that can be considered out the norm?

Sometimes in the middle of the night I wake up with the munchies or am plain starving. It's not every night, but it can happen a few times in a week or I can go months without waking up and seeking food. Depending on how hungry I am, I will snack on a piece of cheese, which I have to always break a small piece off for the cat. Or I have, and this is really bad, cooked myself something quick to gulp down before going back to sleep. What have I cooked you ask? Eggs (scrambled, over-easy, and poached), hotdogs, and grilled cheese sandwiches. I've also heated up poptarts, leftovers, and a few tv dinners. Chips, pretzels, and craisins are other food items that have been crammed into my mouth before going back to sleep. Plus, from time to time I will wake up with a craving for juice, forgoing the handy cup of water I keep by my bedside.

The other night as I ate my left over chicken wings from my lunch date with my mother earlier that day, I thought about where and how this strange habit came from.

As a child, mostly on weekend nights, I remember my father coming home late night (which looking back now probably weren't really that late, just seemed that way because of our bed time) and waking my brother and I up to join him and my mom in eating whatever treat he brought home. Usually  it was a steak sub (my brother and I would share one), red hots (those of you not from Rochester, a red hot is a Zweigles hotdog, with meatsauce, and onions. You haven't eaten a real hotdog until you've had a Zweigles...just my opinion), or chicken wings. There maybe a few other foods out there that he brought home, but boy those three were the best! We would sit around the table, sleep in our eyes and chow down. Once we were finished it was back to bed. When I was older I would pretend to be asleep and the moment I heard the door open, I was out of the bed looking to see what treat he brought home.  In my teens, and if  I was home and still, awake when he came home...empty handed, he and I would sneak out the house to seek different places to grab a quick bite. I have to admit, we did end up in the Taco Bell line most of the time. Still it was our time to hang and talk and sometime people watch. The night time life can be one great show, if your in the right place at the right time.

 I didn't know until I moved out that my father was carrying on a tradition his father used to do.
So the other night while I polished off my midnight snack, I thought it would be cool to be able to pass the same tradition off to my future children. There seem to be more late night places that are open and I can only imagine the goodies I could bring home. It seems a little weird, and unhealthy but I have fond memories, as I'm sure my dad does as well from growing up. I guess until I can pass the tradition on, I'll be munching away on whatever foods draw me from the bed in the middle of the night by myself.

 I will admit that a few friends of mine have sneaked out the house in our pjs for food runs. They shall remain nameless!

 

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Free Ebook

This is the last week to get 'Hideaway Hill', my first romance novel free on Smashwords.

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Colliding into love- that’s what most thought of when they saw Veronica Klark and Blake Darwood. Veronica and Blake were known as “the couple of Surpatch” and everyone assumed they were going to be together forever. Nothing could keep them apart, well, that is until it was time for Veronica to go away to college. Nine years later, after leaving Blake for the bright lights of a bigger city, Veronica is back. However, returning to the place she once called home with her new beau, Arthur Stentson isn’t as easy as she hoped. Blake, choosing to stay in Surpatch where he would one day take his place as Mayor, spent years trying to pick up the pieces of his broken heart. Learning to live his life without Veronica was finally going just fine, and probably would have continued that way if she had just stayed away. Now, Veronica and Blake must learn to deal with their feelings from the past and untold dilemmas of the present.

Preview Chapter 1: http://reflectionsfromelle.blogspot.com/2014/06/hideaway-hill-sneak-peak.html

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Eventful Morning

This morning for the first time ever, I went kayaking. It was my mother's idea to go. She, for a team building experience has had the pleasure of kayaking before and thought we should give it a go today. Mind you, my mother and I are addicted to 'The Amazing Race'. We have watched every season, which for the past few years, we do over the phone, viewing the show via internet or during the scheduled programmed time. We debate who is the strongest for each challenge and we  talk, yell, and assume that if we were there, we would be at the top of our game, never making the mistakes that the contestants make.

Today's recreational journey was a practice run for the day we finally do make it to The Amazing Race. I have to say, I was hesitant about going. My biggest fear is drowning. Believe me, I have it really bad. I've hyperventilated getting water in my nose and mouth in the shower! But my mommy promised me that she would keep me safe, so I agreed.

I thought the land around Bay Creek Paddling Center this morning would be the last piece of land I would ever see. I was advised before hand the water was only 3 feet deep, but I still stood uneasy at the dock waiting for our turn. Once I was in the kayak...which I kept calling a canoe, there was no turning back. We shoved away from the dock and in an instant, I realized my mother didn't have the expertise I thought she had for our journey. (Sorry mom!) We half floated have floundered to the middle of the creek. Water was running down the paddle and dripping on my pants and we were headed for the plant life. After figuring out that we needed to use the right paddle to go left and the left paddle to go right (and all the other paddlers moved very far away from us) we splashed further out into our serene trip.

I began singing," Left goes right and right goes left," and from time to time my mother would panic as we careened back into the cattail marches. We never really did figure out how to go straight. Thankfully everyone around us seemed to be more experienced and as we shouted, spun in circles, paddled backwards (something we back really good at) and crashed into the plants, they kindly avoided us, all while calling warm welcomes.
Here's a picture of us during a calm moment. Granted getting our phones out of our pockets without dropping the paddles or flipping the kayak was a challenge. In this picture we found a nice quiet place to float for a moment. It was a dead end so you can image use trying to turn around to get back out of there. 

Only my mother would want me to try and spin around so she could take a picture of me.  We crashed into the cattail shortly after this picture, too.

After about forty-five minutes we decided it would take us the rest of the time to splash back to land. By now my jeans were soaking wet and I was questioning if we could make it. I can assure you the trip back was just as eventful. This is also when my mom realized she didn't know how to get us up to the dock. We were out in the open making another big circle and almost missed the dock, again. Good thing my survival of the fittest skills kick in . I may not have had any experience with the out in the middle of the water thing, but I sure as heck wasn't going to  be stuck in that two-man floating box forever. I flailed, got water in my mouth and poured more water into my lap getting us back to the dock. Truthfully, I did a good job of lining us up close enough for one of the employees to grab the kayak while we bailed out of it. 

Me back on land, feeling slightly cocky that I lived! 

All in all, it was fun. I don't know if I would do it again anytime soon. If I did, it would have to be in the same creek (there's no way the water could be any deeper than 3 feet). Amazing Race may need to wait a few more years... 
Thanks mom.
   
  
           

Thursday, July 10, 2014

Creative Writing Workshop

Tonight I attended a monthly Creative Writing workshop. It's a blast and I'm always so impressed with the stories other writers come up with during the 10 minute writing prompt exercise we do at the beginning of our meeting.
I want to share my finished (unedited) story with you. Let's see if you can guess what we were supposed to write about.

'Do you see them,' Carrie whispers.
'Oh yeah,' I mumble, my words drowning in the rush of saliva now filling my mouth. It's the same sensation I get just before I invoke my five finger discount. First, the saliva pools in my mouth, like I'm about to take the first bite of a hot out of the oven slice of double chocolate fudge brownie with caramel. Then my hands start to twitch. With each spasm, my fingers curl and uncurl into tight balls, itching to hold my soon to be new possession. 'Make the rounds. Check to see how many employees are working,' I say to Carrie. It's hard to hide the joy in my voice, the rush of adrenaline surging through my body.
She nods and makes a quick loop around the small shop, checking all corners. She knows the routine well. My sight never leaves the case, but I feel her presence before she speaks.
'You're right. It's just the two of them.' Her breath comes faster and as one, we lean against the counter, trembling with excitement.
'May I help you?' calls the unsuspecting clerk.
This is it. I push away from the counter and smile in the direction of the approaching sales associate.
'Yes, we'd like to see some of your watches.'
'Of course. Which one?'
A small giggle slips from my lips as the glass case slides open.
'I'd like to see the one to your left,' Carrie pipes up, seeing how I'm having trouble controlling my excitement. 'Yes, that one right there,' she says as the older woman's hand hovers over the twenty-four karat, with a yellow diamond encrusted face-plate.
I feel a shudder zip through Carrie as she takes the watch from the older lady. As the clerk starts to shut the case I say, 'Wait, I'd like to see the silver one to your right please.'
'Dear, that watch is platinum,' she states matter of factually. I know, I think, almost bursting at the seams. Instead I say, 'Wow, platinum. It looks silver from here. Can I have a closer look?'
I sigh as the cool metal comes to rest in my hands. Like my sister's, this watch's face-plate is encrusted with diamonds too.
Carrie and I slip the watches on at the same time and hold them up to better examine them.
'Shoot that's my phone,' Carrie says and goes to dig in her pocketbook to retrieve it. 'Crap, this is important. Here, hold this for me,' say and pulls the watch off before dashing for the front door, yelling 'hello' over and over in the phone. 'It must be a bad reception,' she states, just as she  collides into a sunglasses tower near the entrance. 'I'm so sorry,' she squawks but doesn't stop her beeline for the door. The other associate watches in disbelief while Carrie vanish out of sight, before she bends over to fix the stand and replace the fallen sunglasses.
My heart rate quickens. Will the associate still holding the key to the glass case go help her coworker? Of course she will! I stand admiring my watch, pretending the pay the mumbling clerk who is cleaning up Carrie's mess no attention. With one last glance at me, the older clerk drops the key back in her pocket and goes to help clean up the mess.
My moment has come. The second both women are bent over, inspecting the damaged merchandise, I bolt for the exit.
I'm out the door before the women realized they've been bamboozled.
'Hey! Come back here!' screeches from behind me as I round the corner.
People walking the street jump out my way. These are times I'm glad mom made me stay in track. I slow my pace when I no longer hear the sound of highs slapping the pavement, giving me chase. Around the next corner I go. When Carrie spots me, she revs the engine of the mustang (how we got the car will have to be another story), waving me on.
We both squeal and I climb into the car. Another day of good work finished.  Between the watches we just lifted, and fur coats from the day before, it's time for us to move onto the next city. Carrie shifts the car into gear and I pull a crumpled sheet of paper from the glovebox. One more item can be check off of the Millionaire Scavenger Hunt List.                

Saturday, July 5, 2014

Free Ebook

Now until July 31st, the ebook version of, 'Hideaway Hill', will be free on Smashwords. I uploaded the first chapter of this story to the blog a few days ago. If you have a moment, stop by Smashwords and get your copy.

I'd love your feedback on the story.

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/377016
Use Promo Code: SW100



Colliding into love- that’s what most thought of when they saw Veronica Klark and Blake Darwood. Veronica and Blake were known as “the couple of Surpatch” and everyone assumed they were going to be together forever. Nothing could keep them apart, well, that is until it was time for Veronica to go away to college. Nine years later, after leaving Blake for the bright lights of a bigger city, Veronica is back. However, returning to the place she once called home with her new beau, Arthur Stentson isn’t as easy as she hoped. Blake, choosing to stay in Surpatch where he would one day take his place as Mayor, spent years trying to pick up the pieces of his broken heart. Learning to live his life without Veronica was finally going just fine, and probably would have continued that way if she had just stayed away. Now, Veronica and Blake must learn to deal with their feelings from the past and untold dilemmas of the present.

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

The Bite of Vengeance: The Devil's Gift Review

5 out of 5 stars!


http://www.rowanvalebooks.com/books/bite.html

What can I say? I love vampires!!! ‘The Bite of Vengeance: The Devil’s Gift’, by Connor Wolf reminded me why I fell in love with the blood sucking night walkers. As the story started, I wondered how the vampires would be introduced to the story. With the author’s take on the creation of the world’s deadliest creature, I found the story easy to read and it kept me yearning for more. I enjoyed the in-depth, insights of the change from human to vampire. It made me wonder for a while, what would it feel like to feel the transition from mortal to immortal, to watch the world change throughout the centuries as I stayed the same.
If you’re a true vampire lover, ‘The Bite of Vengeance’, is a fantastic story to read.  Connor has taken a new twist on the vampire life with an action packed, (imagine the Sherlock Homes movies with Robert Downey Jr. premeditating his opponents' weak points before the real fight) blood thirsty revenge, all seen through the eyes of a once holy, kindhearted, fatherly man. And the bonus is this story has been left opened for a sequel…really looking forward to that too!   

I received my copy of ‘The Bite of Vengeance: The Devil’s Gift’ from the publisher for my honest review.